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FINALIST in Foreword Reviews Book of the Year Awards, in Humor (2013)
new novel is HALFWAY TO THE STARS: Cable Car Tales of a Grumpy Gripman  
Now published by l'Aleph/Wisehouse of Sweden 

From Col's Criminal Library/UK:

 "I think I could empathise with him, as I sometimes have the same dark thoughts myself. Maybe as I get older I’m becoming less tolerant and more irritated by society in general. Curzon whilst venting his fury is extremely funny at the same time, on that basis 4 from 5."

Link: http://col2910.blogspot.co.uk/2013/12/daniel-curzon-halfway-to-stars.html


direct link to Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Halfway-Stars-Cable-Grumpy-Gripman/dp/9187751119
link to Amazon
Third Edition, 2014, from Wisehouse of Sweden http://www.amazon.com/Big-Book--Your-Face-Gay-Etiquette/dp/9187751127/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1397839692&sr=1-1&keywords=the+big+book+of+in+your+face+gay
see nice review below

News and Events: SAVING JANE AUSTEN

(The lady did not die in 1817 after all and is back with a new book to write, 

but can she withstand the threats of modern life?)

from FOREWORD REVIEWS:

        "For an author who only published six novels (the posthumous Sanditon is a partial novel not
published until recently), Jane Austen’s Regency-era fiction has immense staying power. Not
only have her books spawned innumerable fan-fiction items, works such as Pride and Prejudice
now have sequels, prequels, and spinoffs. Many of these works continue Austen’s characters’
stories or take those characters down fictional side roads.
Then there are the zombies (Pride and Prejudice), vampires (Emma, Jane Bites Back)
and sea monster send-offs (Sense and Sensibility). Starting about 2009, the idea of creating a
mashup of Austen and a horror icon took root, beginning with Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. 

        One could argue that this trend has continued with other historical figures such as Abraham
Lincoln and Edgar Allen Poe in computer games, movies, and fiction.
Saving Jane Austen belongs with those novels, but it’s quite different in approach and
content. Daniel Curzon takes a decidedly satirical view of Ms. Austen and her writing style,
crafting a novel composed of e-mails between the cryogenically frozen and revived head of the
famous authoress and an elderly American rare books dealer (now retired) named Aubrey
Oxbridge, president of the What Would Jane Austen Do club. More than this, by way of
summation, would spoil the fun.
        Curzon’s Jane Austen retains her era’s viewpoint on matters public and private. Her lack
of a body to which her head can be attached—and the limitations thereby forced on
her—doesn’t stop her from getting back to writing. What she produces is a dizzying blend of
nineteenth-century British society and modern life that seems to want to go in two directions at
once. It’s also hilarious.
        Curzon is very adept at taking on the Austen writing style and melding it with a
contemporary story of a woman transported into the future who must learn to adapt. This novel
mirrors Austen’s focus on Regency-era class divisions and social manners by bringing in several
topics of current concern (gender identity, neo-Nazis, immigrants, and longer lifespans) to
replace them. The result is a roller-coaster ride, chuckle-per-page gem that will probably outrage

“true” Austen fans and delight readers who can handle humorous approaches to famous authors.
Satire is an acquired taste, and one which Curzon uses to great effect.
         This is not a beach read by any means (one must know at least the basics about Austen to
get the majority of the humor): Saving Jane Austen is a novel best enjoyed by readers who like
guilty pleasures. It’s a book well worth savoring.
-- Janine Stinson, Foreword Reviews

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